Me hearties! Me lads! Me lovely lasses!
Blimey! Black spotted I’ve become!
Me mateys! Ye lads! Ye lonely lasses!
Shiver me timbers! Whatever I done!
Plunder we did the old buried chest
Haunted by the ghost aye only I am
No swag did I loot; all gold I detest
Yet cursed, only I; Whyever not them!
A Peg-legged dog ravaged by skurvy!
Blimey! Stiff cheesed I’ve become!
Me mateys! Ye lads! Me lovely beauty!
Shiver me timbers! Whatever I done!
They looted all booty; all pearl and coin
Sink me! None of that did I even touch
This one thing I took, me hideous crime,
Was the tattered notebook that I clutch.
Me hearties! Me lads! Me lovely lasses!
The notebook! The notebook! The notebook is cursed!
Me mateys! Ye lads! Ye lonely lasses!
In the notebook an old pirate, aye he had his soul rehearsed!